Wouldn’t it be great if there were verses for all the different types of mammies out there?

I didn’t get to know her myself. I have fragments, flutters, feelings

They tend to fall into distinct categories

The patriarchy wasn’t built in a day, and it won’t be dismantled in one day either

"Listen lads, we were all perfectly happy when we could blame your mawkish moods and moobs on a good old-fashioned midlife crisis."

Keep watching until the paintball episode and if you don’t like it by then, there’s something dead inside you. Who hurt you?

"...as I matured, I realised love is experienced and expressed every day in a billion tiny different ways not just on a random day in February, and not just in a romantic context..."

“The road to hell is paved with good intentions” is a proverb I don’t say very often, but that particular one is well-known in McCarthy family lore. I gather the boys to tell them the tale of The Silly Man Who Went to Jail Because He Failed to Produce His TV Licence..."

Spend as much time as you can with Mam and Dad

We zombie gals gotta stick together, am I right?